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Friday, January 7, 2011

Pepsi Cola Gave Me 20 Bucks to Put This on My Blog

Although I think it tastes like flat sugar water, they sent me a check and I have to pay alimony to my whore of an ex-wife.

Sharol, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself. You took the best years of my life that I'll never get back ever again. Especially now that I have to give you all my fucking money. You shouldn't be getting anything if you've already remarried, that's just retarded. You probably slept with the judge, I wouldn't be surprised. Why can't you leave me and my money alone? Do I have to fake my own death? Do I have to cause my real death? Is that what it'll take? Haven't you taken enough from me? Fuck you!

Tea Party protesters couldn't be reached for comment.

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