In Depth: The Gays

Throughout the history of civilization, many different groups of people have had to overcome daunting obstacles laid before them. And in front of them. Never before has a group had to overcome obstacles created predominantly by the very people within the group. Homosexuals. Homosexuals that have become so brainwashed or are so much in denial, they become the most vocal and active gay-haters. In this report, I will delve deep in the minds of the anti-gay gays, and why they hate gays. Actually I don't know why, I'm going to explain why I think what I think. And by doing so, I will undoubably convince you that I am right.

Time and time again, the most outspoken anti-gay figures have been shown to be gay themselves. Eddie Long, George Rekers, and 32% of anyone else that claims to be "deeply" religious. Yeah, you're "deeply" something; gay. The statistics and polls are staggering. Of the Americans that reported to claim homosexuality as a choice, were disgusted by the homosexual life style, and\or shouted "God hates fags!" into the phone when I called in the middle of the night, nearly over half had really faggy-sounding names like "Cecil", and "Billy".

So many of these self-hating homosexuals have been caught being gay, but many are still stuffed in their miserable frilly little gay closet. Take for example, Michigan's assistant attorney general; Andrew something. If this guy isn't a flaming homo, I don't know who is, but I know who is; this Andrew guy. This guy has gotten about as much pussy as the carpet in the living-room of someone allergic to cats. Amirite?

The wildly popular symbol of homosexuality:

If homosexuals could somehow find a way to stop hating each other and creating all of the problems other homosexuals must overcome, our society could flourish that much more. Unfortunately, I don't see this happening anytime soon. Homosexuals will continue to hold themselves back in some kind of strange, masochistic, disturbing display. Maybe someday they'll see the light.

In unrelated news, I would like to take this opportunity to announce to my readers that my vacation with my good friend Miguel to the Bahamas was indeed an amazing experience. 6 days 8 nights at the fabulous Bahama Mama hotel. Ah... it was just scrumptious. xx

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