Rajon Rondo Makes History!

ESPN first broke the news that Boston Celtic guard and part-time professional basketball player Rajon Rondo has made history by becoming only the fifth player in NBA history to score at least 30 points, pass at least 15 assists, catch at least 10 rebounds, kick at least 10 fieldgoals, and shoot at least 10 freethrows in a non-overtime game since the 1979-1980 NBA season! 

Wow! Parades have been scheduled in downtime Boston at this time.

Rondo (Nepali for male prostitute) joins the company of such players as Hakeem Olawjewon, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Magic Johnson.

The Celtic star leads the league with an average of over 60% from the freethrow line and has been selected to his eighth straight all-star appearance to the all-star game.

Jeremy Linsanity could not be reached for comment.