Rapper Becoming Increasingly Bored of the Fact That He is Black

Tyrell JaLaDaMarcus Johnson AKA Lil Phil Z writes in his new memoir that he's getting kind of bored of the fact that he is an African-United-States-American.

He writes "Don't get me wrong, I'm an extremely proud, chocolate, blacka-than-black man. It's just getting kind of tedious to constantly be thinking about it. I'm going to take some time to finish my poetry about different species of flower." and then goes on about some funny crap his four cats do.                               Africa

The MC, native of Alanna, GA, has been considered for several Grammy-nominations, as well as the Nobel Peace Prize for peace. His memoir goes on sale sometime next month.

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